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DIXIE’S NEVER WEAR A TUBE TOP WHILE RIDING A MECHANICAL BULL AND 16 OTHER THINGS I LEARNED WHILE I WAS DRINKING LAST THURSDAY

June 28 - July 2

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at the Preston H. Thomas Theatre in the Merry-Go-Round Playhouse (Venue details).

Dixie Longate, America’s Favorite Tupperware lady, is at it again with a brand new show.  Put on your cowboy boots and walk into her favorite honky-tonk as she shares lessons learned after a hard night of drinking.  This hysterical, interactive one-woman show has repeatedly sold out venues and brought viewers to their feet with nonstop laughter.  What does a jeweled crown, a cardboard cut-out of Julie Andrews and a box of moon pies have in common?  Spend the night with Dixie and find out as she swaps her Tupperware for a mechanical bull!  “Laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe” – LA Times.

For ages 16 and above.

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